tears-pain-and-gay: coolman229: Oh my gosh I just realized David TENnant He played the TENth Doctor. Matt SmELEVENith He plays the ELEVENth Doctor. It took me a very long time to realise Matt Smith doesn’t have the word eleven in it
nostalgiaultra: Great things to say during intercourse: Yes, this is agreeable Excellent. I’ll note this down in my memoirs What a surprising twist! Aren’t human beings remarkable? Splendid.
janetdevlinoffic: Always remember that you are not worthless, organs are extremely expensive on the black market
brvdleysoileau: how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
This is what I don’t get - Women are impure because males have touched them....– Comment on Jezebel article “Female ‘Purity’ Is Bullshit” (via jececilia)
Joke of the day.
best-of-funny: lesrevolutionnaires: wanderoar: roseonabeach: frostedsammy: An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?” “Yes.” “Oui.” “Sí.” “Ja.” what Took me...
I cant decide if I want pizza enough to put on pants. I have one in the freezer outside, but they frown on walking outside naked, especially when you live near a elementary school.
thejadedkiwano: ambassador-of-anguish: shouldertappingghosts: If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released...
quoms: imagine ‘anon crushes’ in real life someone runs up to you dressed in like a tarp with a paper bag over their head and yells SORRY I LIKE YOU A LOT before vaulting over a table and sprinting away
partybarackisinthehousetonight: pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood My mother did this on accident. She thought it was prefilled for some reason.
drarna: i know you want to kill hitler, and we’re gonna do that! but it’s my time machine. so first, we go back to ‘96 and see space jam in theaters.
abortionista: if u think my constant vocal feminism is annoying imagine how annoying the patriarchy is to me
Escher Girls: Clothes I'm forced to wear in the... →
elwang: dresdencodak: repair-her-armor: [Please take note that the commentary is just for fun. Bunch of sarcasm. Don’t take it too seriously. I am getting tired of these outfits, though.] 1. The classic Bikini Armor. If you’re lucky you might get an actual shoulder-pad! If the designers even bother… This is such a great post, and true for about 90% of video games, not just MMOs (and...
imnotamisandristbut: I’m not a misandrist, but I hate it when guys pretend to like comic books to get with girls. Ugh I bet they don’t even know Wonder Woman’s real name. Comics were clearly meant for women, just get back to the garage and fix my car like a good boy.