May 2013
tears-pain-and-gay:
coolman229:
Oh my gosh
I just realized
David TENnant
He played the TENth Doctor.
Matt SmELEVENith
He plays the ELEVENth Doctor.
It took me a very long time to realise Matt Smith doesn’t have the word eleven in it
nostalgiaultra:
Great things to say during intercourse:
Yes, this is agreeable
Excellent. I’ll note this down in my memoirs
What a surprising twist!
Aren’t human beings remarkable?
Splendid.
janetdevlinoffic:
Always remember that you are not worthless, organs are extremely expensive on the black market
brvdleysoileau:
how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl
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“This is what I don’t get - Women are impure because males have touched them....”
– Comment on Jezebel article “Female ‘Purity’ Is Bullshit” (via jececilia)
Joke of the day.
best-of-funny:
lesrevolutionnaires:
wanderoar:
roseonabeach:
frostedsammy:
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
“Yes.” “Oui.” “Sí.” “Ja.”
what
Took me...
I cant decide if I want pizza enough to put on pants.
I have one in the freezer outside, but they frown on walking outside naked, especially when you live near a elementary school.
thejadedkiwano:
ambassador-of-anguish:
shouldertappingghosts:
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released...
quoms:
imagine ‘anon crushes’ in real life
someone runs up to you dressed in like a tarp with a paper bag over their head and yells SORRY I LIKE YOU A LOT before vaulting over a table and sprinting away
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partybarackisinthehousetonight:
pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood
My mother did this on accident. She thought it was prefilled for some reason.
drarna:
i know you want to kill hitler, and we’re gonna do that! but it’s my time machine. so first, we go back to ‘96 and see space jam in theaters.
abortionista:
if u think my constant vocal feminism is annoying imagine how annoying the patriarchy is to me
Escher Girls: Clothes I'm forced to wear in the... →
elwang:
dresdencodak:
repair-her-armor:
[Please take note that the commentary is just for fun. Bunch of sarcasm. Don’t take it too seriously. I am getting tired of these outfits, though.]
1. The classic Bikini Armor. If you’re lucky you might get an actual shoulder-pad! If the designers even bother…
This is such a great post, and true for about 90% of video games, not just MMOs (and...
imnotamisandristbut:
I’m not a misandrist, but I hate it when guys pretend to like comic books to get with girls. Ugh I bet they don’t even know Wonder Woman’s real name. Comics were clearly meant for women, just get back to the garage and fix my car like a good boy.
