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I'm a submissive to my Alpha; I'm his pet to be specific. I post everything from cute animals to hardcore sex. Enjoy!

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The Boyfriend. Being all male model-y.

The Boyfriend. Being all male model-y.

minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

mewsoleum:

ways people have tried to pronounce panini at work within the last 2 weeks:

  • panny
  • panuni
  • penne
  • paninny
  • panina
  • pnnnnnn
  • panty

chipotle:

  • chipotel
  • chipootle
  • chipotly
  • chernobyl
  • chepot
  • chepoodle
  • chipsodle

We had this lady who REFUSED to say anything other than Chip-o-tell. No matter how many times we said it properly to her. It cracks me up.

catsbeaversandducks:

Hanging out with your vegan friends.

catsbeaversandducks:

Hanging out with your vegan friends.

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corgisandboobs:

awwww-cute:

Maximum fuzziness achieved! The vet’s favorite patient today

"Behold the fuzzfeets of your doom!"

corgisandboobs:

awwww-cute:

Maximum fuzziness achieved! The vet’s favorite patient today

"Behold the fuzzfeets of your doom!"

69shadesofgray:

glitterandmetal-yt-da:

wingsinthemorning:

College in two sentences or less.

I love how it’s not something like “wear something smart”. It’s just like “wear something”.

accurate

69shadesofgray:

glitterandmetal-yt-da:

wingsinthemorning:

College in two sentences or less.

I love how it’s not something like “wear something smart”. It’s just like “wear something”.

accurate

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