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I'm a submissive to my Alpha; I'm his pet to be specific. I post everything from cute animals to hardcore sex. Enjoy!

dievrgent:

in 2 seconds you’ll be singing “I’m a Barbie Girl” in your head

darrynek:

i told my mom i loved her and she told me i was “so sweet”.  i hate getting friendzoned

(Source: darrynek)

bigeisamazing:

ronaldreagay:

laughing cow cheese huh?
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I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH

you don’t kill a cow

to make cheese

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ivegottobethere:

ima-ho-ho-ho:

rneerkat:

snapfox:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises

it becomes daytrogen

I’m going to bed.

good nitrogen

sleep tightrogen

don’t let the bed bugs bitrogen

la-z-boy500:

stuckupteen:

yaasssss hunty

Boosh!

la-z-boy500:

stuckupteen:

yaasssss hunty

Boosh!

(Source: best-of-imgur)

deployingtecharmor:

workyardplaysard:

martinpp:

theperksofbeingseamus:

Tumblr, teaching more about rape culture than they do in school

This is just something that as a guy still pisses me off to this day.

I am seriously offended by all this and the reason is very simple: I am ashamed and offended by what they are teaching girls in this society saying they need to stop wearing certain clothes or not drink because apparently I as a guy would not be able to control the urge. Like they expect “Oops that girl has short shorts I better just get her wasted and forcibly fuck her” and I just say FUCK YOU. I DO NOT HAVE AN URGE TO RAPE ANYONE!

Rape is unforgivable to me. I will gladly impose the roman way of treating rapists (look it up it’s on tumblr) and I resent being looked upon like I can’t be friends with a girl without some ulterior motive to rape her.

Girls wear whatever the hell you want because as a guy I will just compliment you in a good way not like “Ooh baby I wanna fuck you” but instead I will most likely say: “Wow… you look stunning.” and that’s it.

Lets end this fucking rape culture and if the rapists “life” would be ruined well guess what… boofuckinghoo, they did it the moment they started touching the other person forcibly and sexually.

i thought this was gonna be another “wow this is sexist” response when i saw the “i am seriously offended by this” pop up

and it wasn’t

so thank you

Let’s raise our drinks to martinpp, a true gent.

spatialsoloist:

It amazes me that I can accurately type at top speed without looking at my keyboard but still pour water down my shirt ‘cause I missed my mouth in general.

  • men get into something not aimed at their gender: get special titles like "brony." recognition by creators. heralded for defying gender appeal. get documentary.
  • women get into something not aimed at their gender: not real fans. probably secret friend zone warriors deadset on erasing men from the human race. get insulting demeaning memes and sexual harassment.