thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

actualhumandisaster:

necroshelley:

I love how the whole “babies from bone marrow” thing is making people go “this makes men unnecessary” and men are getting so upset

it’s really fucking annoying to be deemed unnecessary and reduced to something like whether or not you can procreate

isn’t it

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That is the most perfect use of that reaction gif I’ve seen so far :D

(via angryknifeman)


fangirls-stronghold:

OMFG i couldn’t stop laughing.

(via signatureicewaterjones)


jaaaaaaawn:

methdragon:

be there or 

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That square is 5 bees by 6 bees I’ll have you know that is a bee rectangle you have failed

(via idjtits)


lumos5001:

joceywocey8:

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

chrishallbeck:

Deep.

abysmal

ground-breaking

earth-shattering

lumos5001:

joceywocey8:

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

chrishallbeck:

Deep.

abysmal

ground-breaking

earth-shattering

(via phantomofash)


Thank you!

Thank you!


podle5:

pumpkinprincex:

"i’m just being the devil’s advocate" did he send you from hell??????? is he paying you for that job or is part of your punishment for being a terrible human being that you gotta do it for free

Working pro bono for satan kinda makes you an asshole.  I’m just saying.

(via thedirtyoldgentleman)


I just rewatched Thor and...

Loki: I'm a Frost Giant. People will think I'm a monster.
Loki: How can I keep people from thinking I'm a monster?
Loki: Genocide. Genocide will keep people from thinking I'm a monster.

I have a job interview tomorrow and I’m nervous. 

Its a career change and I can do it, but I’m still nervous as hell. 

Sales is my foot in the door to a profitable career. I can do this. 



vaccinate your fucking kids
holy shit do you know what year it is (via callmeoutis)

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