cosmo sex tip #669

raynarvaezjunior:

when you grab his shaft, yell “pull the lever kronk”

WRONG LEVAAAAAAaaaaaaaa

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I would never date a girl who had her nipples pierced, it just shows how little they care about themselves. I am not misogynistic. I am a good guy who like his ladies to be pure and have self respect.
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tobiasxva:

modificationnotmutilation:

Fart noises

You’re awful and I hope nobody has to go through the displeasure of being in your company.

" I am not misogynistic. I am a good guy who like his ladies to be pure and have self respect."

I don’t think you understand what that word means dude.



ponett:

adriofthedead:

xinggan:

I’m grossed out by the kind of stuff tumblr does to its users over an extended period of time

Grammar and punctuation is completely lost on some people, to the point where their posts are unreadable and irritating

And tumblr fosters and feeds this incredible narcissism and need to impress people- people who don’t really matter in the grand scheme of things.

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When you need to stop an asteroid, you get Superman. When you need to solve a mystery, you call Batman. But when you need to end a war, you get Wonder Woman.

Gail Simone, Wonder Woman: The Circle

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YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HOW LONG I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO APPEAR ON MY DASHBOARD

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molotowcocktease:

potter-merlin:

petrichoriousparalian:

youfightthosefaries:

9 Problems with Women’s Clothing

And the worst part is that clothing companies do it because they know we’ll still buy their products.  But do we have much other choice?

and if you’re fat multiply these difficulties by 9000%

Amen. Also my bras cost 50 freaking dollars! I really don’t want to pay that much for some material to cover my breasts :/

Dude where is this magical $30 bra land? My bras are $60 - $75 and that’s just plain old one color granny bras. I can barely ever find lacy anything bras that don’t cost me the equivalent of a college semester



thedirtyoldgentleman:

Enough said. 

thedirtyoldgentleman:

Enough said.